Just got these in the mail!

“I’m gonna pay this mother fucker right here two-hundred smackaroos to eat horse shit.”
“It’s so dry..” 

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Memories, makes me want to go back there.

Roger: Where do Yaks come from?
Chris: From Siberia.
Roger: So that’s why Eskimos don’t have rodeos.
Chris: ..Yeah.